We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
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getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
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SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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