Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
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