Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
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I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
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Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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