I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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