Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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