i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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