its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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