Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
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this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
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Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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