I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
