Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
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He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
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Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Pooping to opera.
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