Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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