Can Purell be used as lube?
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
so much tequila, so little girl.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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