that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
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My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Holy shit dude........stairs
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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