We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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