ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
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I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
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I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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