i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
im holly from the hills drunk
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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