I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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