Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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