They should really pass out barf bags in church
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
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I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
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Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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