fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
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you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
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I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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