Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
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After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
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Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Sorry about my life...
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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