? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
how do flat chested girls get laid?
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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