apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
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we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
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How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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