And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
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