okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
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It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
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Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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