You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
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Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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