I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
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If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
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I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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