So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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