i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
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Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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