do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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