Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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