You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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