PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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