Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
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