so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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