remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
