Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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