Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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