you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
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I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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