In the future we'll all be gay
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
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She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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