just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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