You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
