You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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