I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
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Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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