its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
I'm really busy with my period
Randomize
