Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
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Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
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The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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