i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
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You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
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All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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