i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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