I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
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dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
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I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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