Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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