i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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