I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
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drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
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Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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