he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
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he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
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i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.