Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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