Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
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The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
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Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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