windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
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eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
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You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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