its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
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I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
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Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
this hospital has no fireball
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
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